Day 187 prompt: The Letter G

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we guess the guest
who gave these gifts
got Walgreen’s goods
on the graveyard shift

a gray garbage can
graced by Oscar the Grouch
and green granny glasses
in a garish gold pouch

ginkgo biloga, Geritol,
Bengay gel and Gray Away,
G.I. Joe and Gatorade,
a DVD of Groundhog Day

this group of goodies,
gathered in a great, gaudy bag,
got the gold standard grade
for gasp-worthy gift gags