Scary Dairy

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Day 102 prompt: Dairy

A Dairy Crest Semi-Skimmed Milk Bottle.

(Photo credit: Wikipedia)

We cannot make merry
When  ol’ brother Larry
Eats any dairy

Why?

The cruel lactose fairy
Sends odors that scare me
Through Larry’s derriere-y

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