Day 181 prompt: Fashion
Tight jeans (Photo credit: onliska)
We ridiculed
Pajama Jeans
My family and I
Then for laughs
They bought me some
At Walgreen’s, on the sly
On Christmas day
They stopped to look
And hear what I would say
The pants slipped
From their package
And I gave a loud “NO WAY”
We had a laugh
And none believed
I’d ever wear those drawers
Clothes “as seen on TV”
Cannot compete with
Garments sold in stores
December 26th
Rolled round and I
Was feeling tired and chubby
The day’s events
Would be at home
So I could just dress grubby
Zipless and dark
I tugged the stretchy
Trousers to my waist
They snuggled to my hips
And hugged my butt
In soft embrace
This may have been
A joke, I thought
But I’ll no longer scoff
Pajama jeans
Are comfortable
Plus, I can’t get them off
Beth Nyland 