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Day 216 prompt: Mood

I know a dude
Whose name is Jude.
His mother stewed
Over his bad mood.

She came unglued
At how he chewed
Then spat his food.
Just downright rude!

His jokes were lewd,
His stories crude,
He got tattooed
With ladies nude.

Though he was skewed,
This guy was wooed
By a religious prude.
… Mom’s faith renewed!

Mom misconstrued
The prayers she cooed.
If only she’d viewed
How the couple screwed.